Delving into the Narnia that is the back of the IS&T front office desks, a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was found. Moreover, another item found in the back of the drawer was a "silly slammer," which was thought to be one of the deathly hallows in itself. Especially when it yelled when it hit the ground after being dropped off the desk. This magic is clearly dark.
A local muggle, Sadaf Kooooomadahmnanberg, was quoted in saying: "Ima totally snag that book yo'!" as she fled from the front office, toppling a surprised Steve Macchi coming through the front door.
Reports lead us to believe that she has indeed taken the book and is now at large somewhere in Western Montana.
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i would never steal a book that i know belongs to a fellow co-worker. i hope you know i am crying inside. deeeeeeep inside
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